Siege of Gondor Rap Battle (Lord of the Rings)

I regret nothing.

PRINCE:

I’m the Lord of Dol Amroth // best believe that I am wroth

Here to break down the damn Goth- // -mog bringing a black troth

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:LORD OF THE NAZGUL:

Rue the day, human ruler // try regarding my ring,

Don’t try blasting the bling // it’s a mystical thing

I am here sowing fear // like we’re flouting tomorrow

Your lord will sink low // into lulled lightless sorrow.

Your forces are sundered // silly fool – a few hundred?

You’d best know you’ve blundered // see the bling? You can’t plunder.

​PRINCE:

Don’t talk so fast, Ringwraith // for I know we will keep faith,

Gandalf’s grey garb he’ll unswathe // words of hope are what he saith

Rag your worst, Rohan’s coming // for the rich first red’s running

So you’re cursed? We’re incoming // count well-versed horses drumming